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I am... insatiably curious with a penchant for mischief often too strange or convoluted to be humorous, but sometimes it is anyway.

Truly I am yours,
Samuel
Gentleman, Scholar, Part-time Astronaut

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you TeganEden.

Hey guess what. I cobbled together a Robin costume.  Because of Reasons.  Just wait till I finish the belt, ‘R’ patch, and line a black hoodie with yellow. I will be so Bangarang. Batarang. Whatever. I will be AWESOMER.

Hey guess what. I cobbled together a Robin costume. 

Because of Reasons. 

Just wait till I finish the belt, ‘R’ patch, and line a black hoodie with yellow.

I will be so Bangarang. Batarang. Whatever. I will be AWESOMER.

I think I just delivered to a girl with my name and signature. Weird dude.

I think I just delivered to a girl with my name and signature. Weird dude.

Anonymous asked: That one girl you're always posting on and she on yours. You seem rather giddy about her. Wasn't she the girl you're dating? The 23 thing...(yes, I stalked)

hah! She’s lovely, but we are not dating. Missy look! Someone fangirl/boying over us!

Edit: You. Are. So. Creepy.

Anonymous asked: so your back with your girl then aye?

No? Why do you say this?

THIS was my saturday.

I give up.

The internet is being a jerk and I’d probably be spoiling an otherwise hilarious scene from Avengers. Suffice it to say I haven’t laughed so hard as I did in the Loki vs. Hulk scene as I have in some time. 

This is also what yesterday/today felt/feels like. I took my first tumble off the long board, brotherman got head-butted, TeganEden got bowled over at first base, another girl got knocked over by the Ninja’s most powerful line-drive kick. Shit got painful. And we’re all sore today because no self-respecting twenty-something should spend four hours running around like 8 year olds. We aren’t built for that shit anymore.  I need a massage and a shower and a nap. Instead I’m going to go see avengers. This has been a post.

This is also what yesterday/today felt/feels like. I took my first tumble off the long board, brotherman got head-butted, TeganEden got bowled over at first base, another girl got knocked over by the Ninja’s most powerful line-drive kick. Shit got painful. And we’re all sore today because no self-respecting twenty-something should spend four hours running around like 8 year olds. We aren’t built for that shit anymore. 

I need a massage and a shower and a nap. Instead I’m going to go see avengers.

This has been a post.

This is what yesterday felt like. Kickball, beer, freeze-tag, beer, more kickball, bikes and a bar, burgers, long boarding, finishing off the night with some of my very favourites on my porch until half of us were dozing and finally called it quits. I am more sore than ever, but pleased.as.punch.

This is what yesterday felt like. Kickball, beer, freeze-tag, beer, more kickball, bikes and a bar, burgers, long boarding, finishing off the night with some of my very favourites on my porch until half of us were dozing and finally called it quits. I am more sore than ever, but pleased.as.punch.