I’m having a cookie sale to raise money toward either fixing or replacing my car. $7/dozen, and I’ll ship them if you’re far away. I’m offering chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, lemon sugar cookies, and bird’s nest cookies. Please shoot me a message or comment here if you’re interested. Thanks!
Oh fuck, those were bomb last time. Lemon sugar cookies, come to papa!
…How do I pay you?
Because I am going to try and be Kid Flash for halloween.
Also, I was biking to work this morning and slipped on a sharp turn going down hill and totally ate it for the first time in years. Scraped the shit out my knee and hip (without cutting a hole in my jeans??) and addressed the pavement with my chin violently enough for me to be astounded when neither blood nor bruise followed.
Sometimes I wake Marisa up doing something similar. It’s usually preceded by a nightmare/sleep paralysis combo though. Eyes open, dreaming and trapped which is usually why I wake up chest-deep-gasping. The paralysis can feel asphyxiating and heavy. I get the fear, homie. I’m really, really sorry.
Maybe it’s something different though! I’m going to vote mutant super powers. Only safe explanation.