Two Dimensions and ACME products

I am... insatiably curious with a penchant for mischief often too strange or convoluted to be humorous, but sometimes it is anyway.

Truly I am yours,
Samuel
Gentleman, Scholar, Part-time Astronaut
Her text is from two weeks ago. Free bagels! 

Her text is from two weeks ago. Free bagels! 

The CHEESE, Gromit!

The CHEESE, Gromit!

Adorable things my boyfriend does part 452

fraktheground:

Every morning Rob has a normal alarm that goes off at 6:50 am. He always hits snooze once, wakes up, goes to the shower, sets another alarm for roughly 25 minutes later, then  proceeds to sleep in the shower until the alarm goes off at which time he’ll actually clean himself.

Clearly, he’s the best at mornings.

I kind of love hearing about morning routines—so telling! Though I don’t know about what. I have alarms set for 7:00, 7:20, 7:30, and 7:45. I’m almost always up for the second or third one. The fourth is the one that tells me the bus is coming RIGHT NOW.

What’s ya’lls morning routine like?

We got our 60 day notice today.

Gotta move out by October 2. I’m not ready! This place is so cheap! Everywhere else is going to be expensive and filled with awful people! I’m already tired of looking for a new place and I’ve barely even started!

There was an inexplicable but significant increase in people-making-eyes-and/or-flirting-with-me today.

It was fantastic, but strange. Mostly because a long day of hauling boxes of coffee in this heat made me stink. And then I went rock climbing. I’m only pretty if you are 10+ feet away. Maybe my pheromones are just stank powered.

Also, I wore all red white and black and quite accidentally managed to include three pairs of wings.

It was probably the wings. People dig wings.

uneboulette:

katespencer:

normanbuckley:

This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop.  And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?

This is me every time I look at Harry Styles. 

If you ever wanted to know what it was like to be around me when I’m super drunk, here you go.

Marisa, whenever she see’s a puppy or a cute baby.

(via caragh)

I am 27 years old.

I learned to play ping pong around age ten.

I JUST BEAT MY BROTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. 21-19.


Stoked.

@beckshot living the dream (minus the busted ankle).

@beckshot living the dream (minus the busted ankle).

Alex’s butt and Caro crushing a 5.10a**.


**Correction, 5.8. She did the 5.10a to the right of the route she’s on though!

Alex’s butt and Caro crushing a 5.10a**.

**Correction, 5.8. She did the 5.10a to the right of the route she’s on though!

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