Two Dimensions and ACME products

I am... insatiably curious with a penchant for mischief often too strange or convoluted to be humorous, but sometimes it is anyway.

Truly I am yours,
Samuel
Gentleman, Scholar, Part-time Astronaut

gypsyvale:

Everyone is talking about the eclipse and I am looking at it and I thought it would be cooler

I thought it would be more red. 

Found a scythe in a free pile a few months back and couldn’t resist. Sean saw it and we immediately sharpened it and cut the lawn. So Portland, it hurts.

Found a scythe in a free pile a few months back and couldn’t resist. Sean saw it and we immediately sharpened it and cut the lawn. So Portland, it hurts.

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

-You did well, Draco.

(via 1000scientologists)

So fast. Such masculine. Very car. Wow.

So fast. Such masculine. Very car. Wow.

In the last 24 hours, @marisagoes and I went snowboarding, I won a pair of $500 skis in a raffle, then we went camping, on the beach. First big trip in the new car! Made it count.

In the last 24 hours, @marisagoes and I went snowboarding, I won a pair of $500 skis in a raffle, then we went camping, on the beach. First big trip in the new car! Made it count.

Permanent laughter; life is a ninja story.

Permanent laughter; life is a ninja story.

… Huh.

… Huh.

rebelave:

Naps in the sun are this girl’s fave.

Sometimes a picture at just the right angle, or in just the right moment can capture someone exactly as they are (instead of simply how they look). This one is right on the money. 

rebelave:

Naps in the sun are this girl’s fave.

Sometimes a picture at just the right angle, or in just the right moment can capture someone exactly as they are (instead of simply how they look). This one is right on the money.